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Post by Fugazi on Apr 9, 2019 11:53:05 GMT -8
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Post by carolinasharksfan on Apr 9, 2019 14:24:36 GMT -8
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Post by LordNelson on Apr 10, 2019 7:52:34 GMT -8
If that guy was an Olympic swimmer, would that ear make him.. A- Drift towards the left? B - Drift towards the right? C - Sink to the bottom? |
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Post by Fugazi on Apr 10, 2019 9:15:27 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Apr 10, 2019 11:15:44 GMT -8
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Post by redbeard on Apr 10, 2019 14:19:00 GMT -8
If that guy was an Olympic swimmer, would that ear make him.. A- Drift towards the left? B - Drift towards the right? C - Sink to the bottom? Swim? You're fucking kidding, right? C... |
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Post by redbeard on Apr 10, 2019 14:22:41 GMT -8
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural South Dakota. He shot a bird, but it fell into farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here"
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New York and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in South Dakota. We settle small disagreements like
this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
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Post by Fugazi on Apr 14, 2019 22:01:39 GMT -8
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Post by galtfan on Apr 15, 2019 7:50:28 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Apr 16, 2019 9:59:06 GMT -8
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Post by redbeard on Apr 18, 2019 11:10:38 GMT -8
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Post by galtfan on Apr 19, 2019 7:41:54 GMT -8
God I love it when people like that get their ass handed to them. Edit: Just found out its from a movie, Never back down. |
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Post by cjelli on Apr 20, 2019 20:07:25 GMT -8
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis has called for a time of mourning within the Catholic Church after the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris burned earlier this week.
The period of mourning is said to be a time of weeping for the extra carbon dioxide emissions let off into the air from the fires.
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Post by redbeard on Apr 22, 2019 6:14:50 GMT -8
God I love it when people like that get their ass handed to them. Edit: Just found out its from a movie, Never back down. It's from a movie? Well shit, that takes a couple levels of enjoyment away... |
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Post by redbeard on Apr 22, 2019 8:43:11 GMT -8
Hmmm... So many options here... |
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Post by Fugazi on Apr 23, 2019 14:31:21 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Apr 24, 2019 18:25:54 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Apr 29, 2019 6:41:11 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Apr 30, 2019 1:56:09 GMT -8
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Post by cjelli on Apr 30, 2019 11:53:27 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 2, 2019 15:19:31 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 4, 2019 10:15:36 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 4, 2019 12:06:29 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 4, 2019 15:18:20 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 5, 2019 11:51:37 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 5, 2019 11:53:10 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 7, 2019 9:49:38 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 7, 2019 19:21:03 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on May 10, 2019 12:03:26 GMT -8
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