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Post by Fugazi on Sept 14, 2019 16:56:53 GMT -8
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Post by oaklandshark on Sept 15, 2019 17:36:09 GMT -8
Lol.lmao ^^^
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Post by carolinasharksfan on Sept 15, 2019 17:45:02 GMT -8
Yes, funny...really funny, and clever. |
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 16, 2019 9:40:34 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 17, 2019 12:02:09 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 17, 2019 13:23:35 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 15:10:46 GMT -8
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Post by redbeard on Sept 18, 2019 15:21:36 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 20, 2019 11:16:56 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 22, 2019 13:13:11 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 23, 2019 9:02:12 GMT -8
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Post by cjelli on Sept 23, 2019 11:25:00 GMT -8
Johnny is playing a fireman with his dog around his neighborhood making the dog pull his his bright-red cart by a rope which is tied to the dog's testicles. A neighbor tells him, "Wouldn't the cart run faster if you tie the rope to the dog's collar?"
"Well, yes", replies Johnny, "But then I wouldn't have a siren to sound."
A woman bit a camel’s testicles at a Louisiana truck stop petting zoo -- and was cited for criminal trespassing, according to reports. The woman, a Florida resident, was chasing her dog when she crawled into Caspar’s enclosure at the Tiger Truck Stop on I-10 in Grosse Tete, The Baton Rouge Advocate reported Sunday. She told deputies she bit the 600-pound camel when he sat on her. It happened Thursday.
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 23, 2019 15:09:04 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 24, 2019 9:51:11 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 24, 2019 15:15:15 GMT -8
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Post by cjelli on Sept 27, 2019 10:47:36 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Sept 29, 2019 11:30:46 GMT -8
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Post by cjelli on Sept 30, 2019 21:21:20 GMT -8
A German, an Indian and a Russian die and go to Heavens.
St. Pete at the gate tells them: you three will be tried first. I'll whip you on the back once, and if you don't scream, you're admitted, otherwise, you are banised to Hell. But you're allowed to cover your back with whatever you want.
So the German goes first, and asks to cover his back with a slab off an Autobahn. However the whip easily cracks it in two and lands on his back. The German goes AAARGH and disappears below.
Then the Indian comes and says, "I don't need anything, I'm a Yoga". The whip lands on his back, but the Indian only goes pfff.. He's allowed to enter, but stays at the gate.
Pete asks him, "Why are you not going in?" - "Oh, I want to see what Russian is going to do."
Pete then summons the Russian, "So tell us, what do you want to cover your back with?"
"Sure", the Russian replies, "With the Indian."
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 1, 2019 10:49:55 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 1, 2019 19:09:55 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 4, 2019 11:38:58 GMT -8
Redbeard?  |
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 7, 2019 12:12:15 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 7, 2019 12:15:17 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 7, 2019 13:07:05 GMT -8
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Post by cjelli on Oct 7, 2019 18:39:52 GMT -8
'How could you have come in second?', the biathlon coach berated his protege, 'You had a rifle on you!'
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Post by redbeard on Oct 10, 2019 10:41:02 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 10, 2019 15:15:08 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 11, 2019 18:32:59 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 17, 2019 9:34:17 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Oct 17, 2019 12:28:29 GMT -8
Too soon?  |
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