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Post by redbeard on Nov 20, 2019 10:57:21 GMT -8
The guy at the end... priceless! Goes for the umbrella then just gives up, "Damn...just go ahead and eat me..."
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Post by Fugazi on Nov 20, 2019 14:05:18 GMT -8
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Post by redbeard on Nov 21, 2019 7:42:01 GMT -8
I see England... I see France... ššš |
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Post by Fugazi on Nov 23, 2019 11:18:07 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Nov 23, 2019 16:16:26 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2019 13:10:39 GMT -8
Adjust the spring tension in your toaster for faster delivery. TRO |
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Post by Fugazi on Nov 26, 2019 9:41:39 GMT -8
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Post by cjelli on Nov 27, 2019 22:43:01 GMT -8
A Persian folktale:
A woman came to Hojja Nusreddin when he was serving as a Qadi. She complained: "This man forced his kiss upon me!"
Nusreddin looked at her and ruled: "The punishment must match the crime. Now force a kiss upon him yourself!"
N.B. If I post this on Twitter, am I going to be banned?
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Post by Fugazi on Nov 28, 2019 19:51:58 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Nov 30, 2019 0:41:04 GMT -8
They close for Thanksgiving.
Well, a lady calls on Blackout Wednesday and tries to make reservations for Thanksgiving.
The owner takes the call:
āHi, Iād like to make a reservation for tomorrow at 6pm for 14.ā
āIām sorry, weāre closed for Thanksgiving so we can all be with our families.ā
A bit of a pause.
āWell, I donāt care about your families, what about mine?ā
āI guess you should ask someone who cares.ā
My kinda owner.
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Post by Fugazi on Nov 30, 2019 0:54:10 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 3, 2019 12:53:47 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 3, 2019 15:09:42 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 4, 2019 14:08:58 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 6, 2019 16:01:26 GMT -8
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Post by redbeard on Dec 7, 2019 8:17:46 GMT -8
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Post by carolinasharksfan on Dec 7, 2019 14:54:49 GMT -8
Iād love to hear Eddie Murphy read those in his SNL Mister Rogers character...and yes, I know that guys not Eddie  |
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 9, 2019 9:36:19 GMT -8
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Post by redbeard on Dec 9, 2019 17:28:12 GMT -8
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Post by redbeard on Dec 10, 2019 7:51:58 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 10, 2019 11:08:28 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 11, 2019 16:27:25 GMT -8
LMAO, really?  |
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 12, 2019 11:48:10 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 12, 2019 14:04:52 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 16, 2019 10:59:23 GMT -8
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Post by redbeard on Dec 16, 2019 18:40:08 GMT -8
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 17, 2019 15:18:19 GMT -8
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Post by sjsharks59 on Dec 17, 2019 15:54:03 GMT -8
You got Nancy Pelosi all excited until she saw the year, then he soiled her depends |
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Post by Fugazi on Dec 18, 2019 10:45:34 GMT -8
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Post by carolinasharksfan on Dec 18, 2019 16:40:33 GMT -8
Actually, this could be true |
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